# Films

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Love, betrayal, and battling eating disorders

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Love, ambition, lust, cheating, war, politics, and refusing to eat.


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It's a quiet peaceful day, no bad news, no bad guys, and no worries. But all that's about to change. Three beautiful women hear a voice (which conveniently leaves the door open for an insanity plea in the sequel) which directs them on a mission of destruction, mayhem, and temptation.


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One man find out more than he ever wanted to know about the skeletons in his closet - and not just figuratively either.


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Oy, I carried you for nine months, would it hurt to call me once in a while?

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One mother's journey of self-discovery … yeah, right … make that discovery of everything going on in every house in the neighborhood.


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One day an ordinary boy, the next day the talk of elite

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For Harry, an eleven year old orphan, life is about to change when he discovers that he's inherited magical powers that let him create pottery and bone china beyond compare.


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Just when you thought it was safe to visit Florida

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Think it'll be a sun filled vacation? Think again. Big slow cars, turning signals that blink forever, election recounts … you'll be begging for the comparable peace and tranquility of a nice seasonal hurricane.


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Would you like fries with that? Would you like fries with that? Would you like fries with that?

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The tale of one man's struggle to come to grips with his irrational fear of fast food. Until he learns to enjoy hamburgers he'll have to eat them over and over and over and …


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Boy meets girl, boy marries girl, boy learns to never forget a birthday

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The classic family favorite revisited. Family, holidays, celebrations, and the trials and tribulations of dealing with  trick questions like "Does this make me look fat"?


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There's a fine line between friend and feud

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Two friends, and one custody battle about to get really ugly. Just what is the domain, and who is it's master?


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This mission, which we recommend you decline, …

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High tech action thriller, and the agent who'd rather hit the snooze button than risk his life with a glamorous sidekick at his side.


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Suburbia, two cars, dual income, the neighborhood, noooooooooo

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The picture perfect family - beautiful home, 2.3 kids, a pet, two cars, two jobs, and a balanced portfolio. Fantasy? Not for long. When the neighborhood association shows up at the door, be frightened, be very frightened.


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Peaceful, serene, soothing, calming - marine life can look so innocent. But the ugly truth is quite different. Once you get beyond the cover-up, once you learn of the terrifying fish-eating fish,  you'll never be able to eat seafood again.


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Intergalactic beauty pageants were never this much fun

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The gowns, the music, the celebrities, the glamour, the redundant body parts, talent contests involving monosyllabic growls and funny sounding weapons that shoot in bright neon hues  - welcome to the first intergalactic beauty pageant.


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True love can blossom just about anywhere. But when a man falls for his fiancé's funeral planner someone is bound to get upset - especially the fiancé (who was expecting neither the funeral nor the planner).


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Psychological thriller about a young boy haunted by visions of stupidity, and the doctor who helps him deal with this gift (or affliction) helping himself in the process.


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Love and heartbreak in the theatre district

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The heartwarming story of triumph over adversity set in London's theatre district. A group of badly reviewed actors sing and dance their way to the top.


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It's the year 3034, and darkness and disease have fallen over the earth.  Humanity is doomed, unless our hero can track down the last known Aardvark and bring it back alive.  Confused?  Just wait until the surprise ending.


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Metaphysical romp follow-up to last year's smash hit, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.  This time the mystery surrounds some long-lost clothing.  How did it get to the desert?  Who will make it out alive?  Will they use starch?  Find out all this and more when it hits the screens.


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In search of two legendary brothers who made it big during the Internet years of the late 20th Century, time-traveling gumshoe Axel Rose leaves his west-coast digs in search of answers.  Who really discovered ColdFusion?  Did Al Gore really invent the Internet?  Will Slash save the day?


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In Woody Allen's latest, we meet a shoe saleswoman who has a dream to run the New York Marathon.  Thing is, she can't afford the foot operation she needs to be able to run, so she attempts to seduce her handsome, older, somewhat neurotic boss.


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It's 10 years later, and everyone's favorite half-wit has made himself a small fortune building high-rise towers in New York City.  But will he remember his roots?


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Honey, I Shrunk the Kids meets The Odd Couple

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They used to be college roommates, but now they are arch rivals in the micro engineering industry.  Sabotage leads to one disaster after another, and now they are each just one inch high and can't escape from a backstage party at a Motley Crue concert.


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There's something for everyone in this comedy/thriller/horror/love story.  When in Rome, do as the Romans do.


# Merchandise

MerchDescription:
Wonderful poster showing all the stars, winking.


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Was actually used (by caterers) during production


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Special promotional item. Actually worn by Patrik.


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Shows our favorite kid wizard in front of kiln.


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Be the talk of the town with a West End Story Tee.


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Free Guns and Roses album with purchase.


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Original laundry used in movie, mostly unused (and unwashed)


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Convince your friends they are as stupid as you think they are.


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Yes, it really shipped on 3.5 inch floppies, and you can have the proof.


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Worn by the runner up (suitable for single legged life form only).


# UserRoles

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Provides user access to all system functions


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Provides user access to marketing functions


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Provides user access to operational functions


UserRoleFunction:
Enables user to get job waiting tables in W. Hollywood


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Provides access to basic system functions


